Madame Dupont
Madame Dupont is a fake French teacher who shows up in every book and never says anything useful
My teacher said, 'This is Madame Dupont,' and I just wanted to throw my pencil at her.
I've seen Madame Dupont in like 10 different math books. She's not real.
My mom said, 'You need to learn French,' and now I have to talk to Madame Dupont every day.