Madam Bhaji
A casual way a guy talks to a girl he’s friends with. It’s less formal than ‘Madam’ and more like calling her a ‘dumbass’ but with some respect.
'Madam Bhaji, you better win that bet.'
'Madam Bhaji, you ate my last piece of pizza.'
'Madam Bhaji, don’t be a loser in that game.'