madaley
Madaley is the kind of friend who will text you at 3 a. m. to ask if you want to go get donuts and then laugh at you when you say no. She’s loud, rude, and will cuss you out if you don’t laugh at her dumb jokes. She’s also a total shy weirdo if you don’t know her yet.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I wanted to go get donuts. I said no. She cussed me out. I laughed. She cussed me again.
She showed up to my class wearing a shirt that said 'I love donuts and I don’t care if you hate me.' My teacher asked who she was. I said, 'The girl who cusses me out at 2 a. m.'
She walked into my DMs and said, 'I know you’re tired. I know you’re sad. I know you’re ready to cry. But I’m here to make you laugh... or scream.'