madaley
Madaley is a loud, weird, and slightly insane friend who will cuss you out if you don’t laugh at her dumb jokes. She’s also a total shy weirdo if you don’t know her. She’ll be there for you when you need her, even if she’s too wasted to remember why.
She texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I wanted to go get donuts. I said no. She cussed me out. I laughed. She cussed me again.
She showed up to my party wearing a chicken costume and told me I was a 'boring human.' I told her I was a 'boring human with a chicken problem.'
She walked into my DMs and said, 'I know you’re tired. I know you’re sad. I know you’re ready to cry. But I’m here to make you laugh... or scream.'