Madalena
Madalenas are hot, kind, and will give you the best presents in the world, but they’re also emotional messes who might get clingy and cry if you don’t text them back fast enough.
I got you the best birthday gift ever, and you forgot to thank me.
You left me alone at the party and I cried in the bathroom.
I told you not to be clingy, and you still texted me at 3 a. m.