Madalen
Madalen is the best at sex and knows it. She dated a total dud who treated her like trash. She’s the best girlfriend ever. If you have a Madalen, you’re lucky. Don’t be the guy who messed her up.
She broke up with him. He cried like a baby.
She’s my girlfriend. I’m lucky to have her.
He tried to cheat on her. She found out and gave him a black eye.