Madala
A human who makes jokes that are so bad they hurt, but still thinks they're hilarious. They can draw pretty well, but they're also the worst listener ever. You’ll probably need to yell at them before they even think about giving you water.
He told a joke about a cow that fell off a cliff and I had to leave the room.
I asked him for water. He said, "I heard that." Then he talked for 10 minutes about his dog.
He drew me a portrait, but it took 45 minutes and 3 interruptions.