You: 'He broke up with me.' Madaket: 'I know. I've heard it all before. Now go cry in the shower again.'

You: 'He said I was ugly.' Madaket: 'He's stupid. I'm ugly. You're hot. Now go cry in the shower again.'

You: 'I'm gonna die.' Madaket: 'You're not. You're gonna cry in the shower again.'