Madagascare Syndrome
Madagascare syndrome is when you’re so desperate for a date and food that you think every person is a plate of ribs and a new lover. Your brain is fried and your standards are lower than a pizza delivery guy’s patience.
You see your teacher and whisper, 'That’s my next date.'
You walk into a restaurant and flirt with the waiter.
You pass a guy and say, 'That’s my new BF.'