madacyn
Without a Madacyn life is like eating burnt toast. She makes you happy but only if you're nice to her. She'll argue until you're both tired and she's still right.
You: 'I'm not going to the mall with you.' Madacyn: 'You're going and you're going now.'
She texts you: 'You know I'm right.' 3 times in one message.
She cries in the middle of a pizza shop because you forgot her birthday.