Madac

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A madac is someone who gets called ma'am by a certain kind of human (me) because they're too lazy to use the right name.
Ma'am, can you pass the salt? I don't know your name, but I know you're madac.
Ma'am, I'm not even sorry I called you ma'am in front of your boss.
Ma'am, you're the only one who doesn't know who I am, so I call you ma'am.
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A madac is a person who gets called ma'am by someone who's too dumb to remember names.
Ma'am, I swear I tried to remember your name, but I gave up and just called you ma'am.
Ma'am, I have a short attention span and I didn't want to think.
Ma'am, I'm not dumb, I'm just choosing to be lazy.
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A madac is someone who gets called ma'am by someone who's too proud to use the right name.
Ma'am, I'm not calling you that because I don't know your name, I'm calling you that because I'm too proud to admit I don't know it.
Ma'am, I'm showing you respect by calling you ma'am, even though I could have used your actual name.
Ma'am, I'm too proud to remember names, so I just call you ma'am.
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A madac is someone who gets called ma'am by someone who thinks it's a compliment.
Ma'am, I'm not being lazy, I'm being generous by calling you ma'am.
Ma'am, I think you're so awesome that I'm giving you a title.
Ma'am, I'm not being rude, I'm being polite.
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A madac is someone who gets called ma'am by someone who's too confused to use the right name.
Ma'am, I'm not sure if that's your name, but I'm going with ma'am.
Ma'am, I think your name is something else, but I'm just going with ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm confused, so I'm just going to call you ma'am.
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A madac is someone who gets called ma'am by someone who's too scared to use the right name.
Ma'am, I'm scared of your name, so I'm just going to call you ma'am.
Ma'am, I don't want to say your name, so I'm just going to say ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm not being lazy, I'm being scared.
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