Mad Wild Monkey Sex
When you and your partner are going at it like you're both on a mission to make the other person cry and you won’t stop until you both are sobbing.
My neighbor texted me and said, 'You're having mad wild monkey sex again. I heard it through the wall.'
My mom called me and said, 'Your brother is having mad wild monkey sex with his girlfriend in the garage.'
My dog started running in circles because he thought I was having mad wild monkey sex with my dog.