Mad Wild Monkey Sex
When you and your partner are doing the horizontal boogie like you're both trying to win a wrestling match and you won’t stop until one of you passes out.
My brother texted me and said, 'You're having mad wild monkey sex again. I can hear it through the ceiling.'
My teacher pulled me out of class because she said I was having mad wild monkey sex with my desk.
My dog started howling because he thought I was having mad wild monkey sex with my neighbor.