Mad what up - You don’t need fake friends. You need the ones who beat you

You don’t need fake friends. You need the ones who beat you when you’re wrong, and don’t let you forget it.

You said you’d beat me. You didn’t. I beat you. That’s mad what up.

You got caught sneaking out. I beat you. That’s real.

You said you’d help me with homework. You didn’t. I beat you. That’s what friends do.