Mad Waste - When you're so drunk and horny you'd try to have sex with a

When you're so drunk and horny you'd try to have sex with a dog, a couch, or a pizza.

I was mad waste mad horn. I tried to kiss my brother and ended up eating a plate of spaghetti.

She was mad waste mad horn. She tried to flirt with the pizza guy and got a free calzone.

He was mad waste mad horn. He tried to seduce a vending machine and got stuck in it.