Mad Waste - A word so wild it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit b

A word so wild it makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a drunk flamingo.

At the party, I was a mad waste. I tried to dance with a wall and cried in a punch bowl.

My friend was a mad waste. He tried to talk to a chicken and got kicked out of the bar.

I was a mad waste at the wedding. I threw confetti in the cake and tried to marry the DJ.