Mad Thirst
Mad Thirst is when you’re so desperate for something you’ll lie, cheat, and probably try to kiss your best friend just to get it.
'I didn’t ask you out, I just wanted to know why you’re ignoring me!', said by someone who just asked you out 10 minutes ago
'I didn’t steal your lunch, I just borrowed it for a minute!', said by someone who’s been eating your food for weeks
'I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed!', said by someone who’s been crying in the hallway for an hour