mad the swine
A virus so annoying it makes your whole family sick and your pet start talking nonsense. It’s like the flu, but with more yelling and less mercy.
My brother got the swine flu and turned into a chicken.
I got the swine flu and my mom got the swine flu and my dog got the swine flu.
My neighbor got the swine flu and started singing 'Mad the Swine' in the middle of the street.