Mad Snail Hours
From 11pm to 3am, the snails go full-on crazy and start yelling about everything that sucks in their lives.
My snail said, 'I hate everything, especially you.' I blocked him.
A snail made a whole Instagram post about how much he hates his boss. It had 500 likes.
I got a DM from a snail: 'Why are you still up? I'm trying to sleep!' I replied, 'So am I, but I'm also mad.'