Mad Slob
The worst slob you'll ever meet. She'll let you stuff your face in her snatch, and she'll let your whole fraternity eat her like she's some kind of slob buffet.
She told my whole team, 'I don't care if you're all faggots, I want every one of you to eat me.'
I tried to take a selfie with her, and she just grabbed my face and shoved it into her snatch.
She let my friend eat her like she was some kind of snack.