Mad Sleaze
When your outfit is so bad, it’s like you’re trying to start a fight with the whole world.
She wore a shirt that was inside out and backwards. I asked her if she was trying to be a ghost.
He showed up in a shirt that said 'I need coffee' and a pair of pants that said 'I need more coffee.'
Her dress was so short, it looked like she was trying to make a statement and a joke at the same time.