mad slap for your car yo
Your car has so much bass it’s like it’s trying to break free from its own body. Probably because you bought a subwoofer with your last paycheck.
I turned my car on and my neighbor’s TV shut off. That’s how loud it was.
My friend tried to talk to me while my bass was going. He didn’t come back.
I got pulled over for shaking the road. The cop asked if I was trying to make a statement.