mad shit - Mad shit is when you’re trying to poop and your face looks l

Mad shit is when you’re trying to poop and your face looks like it’s been in a fight with a ghost.

I had mad shit in the bathroom. My face was like I just saw my dog eat my homework.

I had mad shit during class. My teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I had mad shit on the bus. The kids were laughing like it was the best joke ever.