Mad Schafer
Letting a girl ride you while you stuff tacos in her mouth. You don’t talk. You just yell ‘BECAUSE I’M MAD!’ and keep going until you both pass out from tacos and sex.
He passed out mid-taco and she had to finish the job alone.
She was too tired to yell back and just ate the tacos.
He said ‘BECAUSE I’M MAD!’ so loud the tacos flew out of her mouth.