Mad Rector
A stupid rating system to see how much of a mess you made at a party. 12.5 means you were so wasted you probably tried to dance on a table and fell off. Used when you’re drunk and fighting with your friends.
My Mad Rector was 11 because I fell off a stool and yelled at the DJ.
I got a 12 because I drank 10 shots and tried to dance with the bartender.
I rated the night a 9 because I ended up in a taxi with my ex and her new boyfriend.