Mad Rector
A silly way to measure how much of a mess you made at a party. The higher the number, the more of a mess you were. Used when you’re too drunk to know what day it is.
My Mad Rector was 10 because I tried to sing and forgot the lyrics to every song.
I got an 11 because I danced on a table and fell off.
My friend got a 12.5 because he tried to kiss the DJ and got kicked out.