Mad Rector
A dumb scale to see how crazy you were at an event. 12.5 means you were so crazy you probably tried to eat a pizza with a fork and a spoon. Used mostly when you’re drunk and screaming at the bar.
My Mad Rector was 11 because I drank 9 shots and tried to dance with the bartender.
I got a 12.5 because I started a fight with a guy who didn’t know me.
I rated the night a 10 because I cried in a taxi and didn’t know where I was.