Mad Rector
A dumb rating system that tells you how much of a mess you were at a party. 12.5 means you were a total disaster. Used when you’re too drunk to remember your own name.
I had a Mad Rector of 11 because I fell off a stool and yelled at the DJ.
My friend got a 12.5 because he tried to flirt with the bartender and failed.
I rated my night out at 10 because I had to ride home with my best friend who was puking in a taxi.