Mad pow disease
When you're so high on powder you start thinking you're a superhero and your friends are just a bunch of snow monkeys trying to take you down.
I thought I was invincible until I got run over by my friend who looked like he had a snowplow for a face.
I tried to do a fancy trick, but my friend tackled me and I ended up looking like a snow cone with a side of rage.
I was flying down the slope like a superhero until I got hit by a group of monkeys who were also high on powder.