mad poon
Mad poon is when a chav gets so excited about having sex they start shouting in the street and throw a sandwich at a police officer.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just had sex and I’m the best person in the world.'
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my brother into a chicken.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole bag of chips and a sandwich.'