mad poon
Mad poon is when a chav is so drunk and proud they think they’re a superhero and start doing karate in the middle of a takeaway shop.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my mum into a chicken and I’m the strongest man in the world.'
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just had sex and I’m the best person in the universe.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole pizza and I’m the king of the pub.'