Mad Plumber's Disease
When your butt crack shows up uninvited whenever you sit or bend over and it’s like your body is trying to humiliate you.
I sat down on the couch and my ass crack was like it had a front-row seat to my embarrassment.
I bent over to pick up my sock and my ass crack was like it was doing a victory dance.
I sat down at the bar and my ass crack was like it was taking the spotlight.