Mad Plumber's Disease
The agony of your butt crack suddenly becoming a public spectacle whenever you bend over or sit down like it’s a crime scene.
I bent over to tie my shoe and my ass crack was like it had a banner that said ‘Welcome to the show.’
I sat down at the dinner table and my ass crack was like it had a job to do.
I leaned over to grab my phone and my ass crack was like it was giving a speech.