Mad Panda
A total meltdown when someone gets a hard-on for a bear of the opposite sex. Like being stuck in a zoo with no escape and no pants.
I saw a bear in the park and now I’m mentally unstable. What’s wrong with me? 🐻❤️
He’s been staring at the bear for three hours. I think he’s in love.
She texted me a bear photo and now I’m questioning my life choices.