Mad old biddy
An ancient woman who throws tantrums like a toddler and still thinks she’s hot.
She threw a fit when the bakery ran out of muffins and threatened to ‘burn it down.’
She tried to flirt with the barista and got rejected because he was ‘too young for her standards.’
She sat on the bench and yelled at the wind, 'You’re not gonna stop me from being fabulous!'