Mad Monkey Shuffle
You’re jacking off and you know someone’s about to walk in. So you try to finish fast so you can look cool when they catch you.
I was doing my thing and heard my mom’s key in the door. I had to finish before she saw me.
My buddy got caught mid-squat by his dad. He looked like a deer in the headlights.
I was trying to finish before my sister walked in. I had to go full speed.