Mad Monkey Shuffle
You’re fapping and you know you’re gonna get caught. So you try to finish before the person walks in so you look cool.
I was in the middle of my thing when my brother walked in. I had to finish before he saw me.
My girlfriend walked in on me mid-squat. I had to finish before she laughed at me.
I had to finish before my mom came in. I went full speed and finished just in time.