Mad men and cats
Life is so hectic it's like your brain is on fire and your day is a train wreck.
I had mad men and cats. My train was late, my boss was angry, and my cat knocked my coffee over.
My day was a mad man and a cat. I was running, screaming, and my cat was knocking things over.
I woke up to mad men and cats. My dog was barking, my coffee was spilled, and my boss called me.