mad march - A weird disease that makes you cramp up, smell like beer, an

A weird disease that makes you cramp up, smell like beer, and keep saying ‘the brackets’ while eating chips off your shirt.

I came home with a beer breath and crumbs on my shirt. I said, ‘the brackets’ like a madman.

My neighbor thought I was having a seizure. I was just cramping from the brackets.

I’ve been eating chips off my chest for a week. I don’t know why I keep saying ‘the brackets.’