mad march
A stupid tradition where you jerk off every day in March. It starts with one, goes up to 10, and you end up with blisters and self-loathing.
I jerked off 10 times on March 10. My hands are blistered and I hate myself.
My friend said, ‘I’m going to die before April.’ He was right.
I used lube and celery. I got to March 10 and I just gave up.