mad march
A stupid game that makes all the guys leave their girlfriends behind. They’d rather watch stupid basketball than be with their significant other.
My boyfriend left me for the NCAA tournament. I had to watch a commercial for a sandwich.
He’s not coming home until the final game. I’ve been eating cereal for three days.
He said, ‘It’s March Madness, and I can’t miss it.’ I said, ‘You can’t miss me.’