Mad jackin'
When you're on Facebook so much your phone is jealous. You're updating your status, looking at people's lives like they're your competition, and changing your picture like it's a beauty pageant.
Posted: 'I’m having a great day.' (He spilled coffee on his pants.)
Stalked his crush's crush just to feel special.
Changed his profile pic to a frog wearing a crown. It was regal.