Mad jackin'
When you're on Facebook so much you think it's a real job. You're updating your status, stalking people like they owe you money, and changing your picture just to look important.
Posted: 'I’m bored. Boredom is my enemy.' (He had 20 likes from his mom.)
Stalked his teacher's ex just because he was mad at the test.
Changed his profile pic to a goat in a suit. It was fancy.