Mad jackin'
When a person is sitting on their phone, staring at Facebook like it's the last meal on Earth. They're updating their status, peeking at old flames, and changing their profile picture just to look cool.
Updated status: 'Feeling like a king today.' (He was wearing pajamas.)
Stalked his ex's ex's ex just because he had no life.
Changed his profile pic to a cat wearing a crown. It was majestic.