mad ivan
A man is crapping, and another man sits on his chest like a smelly, lazy, cocky ass and pees up his butt like he's trying to kill him.
At work, my boss did a mad ivan on me, and I got fired.
Two guys in the park had a mad ivan and it looked like a wrestling match.
I did a mad ivan on my friend, and he said I was the worst person he ever met.