mad hatters day
It’s like everyone got a crazy pill and decided to take it all at once. You know it’s happening when your neighbor’s cat starts talking to you.
My cousin texted me: 'I’m wearing a hat that says 'I survived the zoo.' It’s Mad Hatters Day.'
My mom tried to bake a cake and ended up painting the walls. That was Mad Hatters Day.
My friend’s pet goldfish wore a crown. I knew it was happening.