Mad Eye Maisie
Mad Eye Maisie is a loud ginger with a brain full of trash and a mouth full of trash. She uses two Italian words like she’s in a bad movie and points at people like they owe her money.
She screamed, "Ciao, bella!" at a dog and it ran away crying.
She pointed at a cloud and said, "That’s a spy!" and it rained.
She yelled, "I’m not mad, I’m just Italian!" at a vending machine.