Mad Cactus
A cactus that thinks it's God, and it's got a temper the size of a pickup truck. It throws kids into a portal and laughs when they scream, then goes to Denny's and gives the whole restaurant the finger.
My kid got ripped apart by a cactus. It was hilarious.
Denny's got a new problem. A cactus is giving people the finger.
I saw a portal open in the middle of the mall. A kid screamed and vanished.