My dog got mad because I didn’t give him a treat. He barked at the mailman and knocked over my dad’s beer.

My friend got mad because I didn’t text him back. He texted me 20 times and said, 'You're dead to me!', even though I was in the bathroom.

My sister got mad because I ate the last slice of pizza. She threw her plate at me and said, 'You're the worst sibling ever!', even though it was just pizza.