Mad blessings
Mad Blessings is when you throw a bunch of luck at someone, hoping it sticks and makes their life less of a disaster.
Mad Blessings to your ex. May they find true love and never look back.
Mad Blessings to your mom. May she never run out of soap or patience.
Mad Blessings to your pet goldfish. May it swim in a pool of glitter and never die.
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